Randomly Amused

ashleymaloneartist:

Some art work from my portfolio, you can see more on my website www.ashleymaloneartist.wix.com/portfolio

My focus was character design, but it’s impossible to get a job just coming out of school, so I may have to redo my portfolio.

I want there to be a Spider-girl animated series!

bajablastthirstblog:

Sailor Moon + popular text posts

via watchet · originally by bajablastthirstblog
"I don’t think many people truly understand the invisible work that people with disabilities do everyday. Stuff such as photocopying pay stubs, mailing them on time, taking two buses to go to your nearest SSA location, waiting in lobby for your appointment for hours even though you are fatigued, these things all add up. From dealing with daily microaggressions in public to the myriad of bureaucratic tasks that are required if you receive services and benefits, these realities can erode a person’s sense of self."
via thelamedame · originally by disabilityhistory
ridiculous reilly and normie friendship headcanon.

So. Normie’s a not-so-closet Disney fan, right? But he still tries, oh how he tries, to keep it a secret from Reilly.

Until that fateful day Normie is driving Reilly to a meeting with Foggy or something.

And then “Let It Go” comes on.

And there’s this awful, horrible awkward moment of total silence.

Followed by the most overenthusiastic, loud, off-key duet.

posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note
ztacey asked: "axmarco DUH"

mopsthefloors:

I GOT TWO AXMARCOS HELLLLLL YEA

  • who cooks normally?: 
    it is ALWAYS a shared responsibility, but marco has made it VERY CLEAR that ax isn’t allowed to cook if he’s in human morph. he only gets to be in human morph to eat the finished product otherwise they never get anywhere and its a lot of trying to hold ax back from eating shit striaght out the oven and hurting himself. ax is actually a pretty good cook as long as marco’s supervising to make sure there’s no cigarette butts in the salad or anything, he follows a recipe very well
  • how often do they fight?: 
    THERE’S A LOT OF MORAL CONFLICT AND STUFF. sometimes marco accuses ax of treating him like an idiot/distrusting him cos hes a human (tru) and sometimes marco gets him Right Back by treating him like he hasn’t got any emotions (because ax tries to suppress  them so much it has sort of a negative effect on romantic relationships)
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: 
    OH MAN WHAT IF AX IS SO IN LOVE WITH MARCO HE’S ABLE TO THOUGHT SPEAK TO HIM FROM MILES AWAY. like marco’s on vacation with his dad and layin around a hotel room one evening and he just hears <i miss you very much, i hope you are well, i love you> in his head out of the blue. jeremy like “son wtf u blushing about” and marco like “NOTHING. IM GONNA GO GET A SODA” and goes and hides somewhere to morph to like bird or smth so he can return the message.
  • nicknames for each other?: 
    "ax-man" ofc. and ax probs has a plethora of affectionate andalite nicknames not unlike the "-kala" nickname which i think is totally cute but probably not romantic. but i bet there’s romantic ones. or or or ax picks up the use of "baby" from tv. he tries it out like <welcome back!> *hand 2 face touch* <i’ve missed you so much, baby> THEY ARE IN THE BARN AND EVERYONE IS LOOKING AND MARCO’S FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT it’s hilarious.
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: 
    holy shit marco. well he pays for the food court food, ax has probably been kicked out of every respectable eating establishment in the tristate area.
  • who steals the covers at night?: 
    ax doesnt need covers so marco gets them all!!! ax expanded the sleeping part of his scoop with a lot of blankets and soft pillows courtesy of cassie and in my head it just looks like a scooped out hole in the ground filled with soft things. ax sleeps like a deer with his upper body curled around marco and marco probably ends up sleeping with his head on ax’s lower body cos he’s big and warm and soft. ax complains about the drool in his fur tho. (everyone pls do art/fic/meta on marco sleeping with ax in his andalite body. please. please.)
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: 
    ax rly doesn’t understand what kind of things humans would like. so he goes full andalite-customs and enlists tobias and cassie’s help to get him some pots and fertilizer and he spends a solid day and a half wandering the woods to find pretty flowers and plants (rachel brings him some flowers that dont grow in the woods but are super pretty and just winks. tobias defs told her) and he arranges em all in a biiiig flower pot and presents the whole living bouquet to marco, who is confused but can see the obvious effort ax put into it and is appropriately flustered. just like “OH uh. th-thanks. i uh, i got some old VHS players and this cell phone for you to take apart cos, i know you like to do that. also this box of cinnabons.”
  • who kissed who first?: 
    ax kissed marco, but in the andalite way, and marco didnt get it and ax just wound up frustrated and upset and too embarrassed to explain. later tobias explains to marco and marco’s like OH and goes up to ax and kisses him right where his mouth would be. luckily ax knows what a human kiss is like because tv, and he appropriately flips the fuck out. meanwhile marco’s like ew haha i kissed ur snout
  • who made the first move?: 
    ax obvs. after much psyching himself up and pep talks from tobias
  • who remembers things?: 
    FUCKING!!! AXIMILI!!!!!!!!! marco tries to throw him off like “do you remember the first time we held hands?” <yes it was march 3rd at 3:37 PM in your time> “goddamnit”
  • who started the relationship?:
    ax with a very long winded traditional speech asking permission to court marco. marco like haha okay dude. jeez you dont gotta get all official about it we’re not getting married <could we?> what? <get married.> W-WELL I WAS JUST KIDDING UH, MAYBE, LETS TAKE THINGS SLOW OKAY TIGER AHHAHAHA.
  • who cusses more?: 
    fuckin marco. but i like to imagine ax curses in andalite and no one fuckin knows.
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: 
    I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT’S HAPPENED SO FUCKING OFTEN. THEY JUST KEEP FIGHTING AND TRYING TO PROTECT EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE. IF THEY’RE TOGETHER WHEN THEY’RE IN BATTLE, THEY HAVE TO TRY SOOOO HARD TO NOT LET THEIR PERSONAL PREJUDICES IN THE WAY. THERE’S PROBABLY A LOT OF TENSION IN THAT FRONT BECAUSE FOR A WHILE THERE JAKE’S PROBABLY RELUCTANT TO LET AX AND MARCO FIGHT TOGETHER BUT HE REALIZES THAT IF HIM AND CASSIE AND RACHEL AND TOBIAS CAN FIGHT TOGETHER THEN HE TRUSTS MARCO AND AX TO NOT LET THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENDANGER THEIR MISSIONS. I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HAPPY SHIP THINGS NOT CANON

ew i kissed your snout

PERFECT

i’m so hyped and so scared about spider-verse at the same time

posted 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: "why have you never watched the animorphs tv show? its the most glorious terrible show ever"

thesylverlining:

i-wakeupstrange:

that’s the reason why! i loved the books so much i’m not sure i could make it through watching the show without hurling things at the screen

I didn’t either. I thought it would be cheesily horrible (and it was) but i did NOT expect it to actually make me FEEL THINGS. like some things they actually do REALLY WELL, and this one particular plot line goes a different direction than in the books and it was actually a lot better, I thought. 

So. Yeah. I actually do recommend. It’s 90’s cheesy, yes, but there are REALLY GOOD ELEMENTS and it grows on you.

well, for obvious reasons, I am a little fond of the TV show despite myself

(ALL THAT MARCO/AX I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S BORDERLINE TV CANON)

but you may have convinced me to overcome my wariness. maybe…

via thesylverlining · originally by i-wakeupstrange
posted 1 month ago with 7 notes

my-annoying-brain:

So the first thing I had to do was tape my copy of The Andalite Chronicles back together because it had fallen apart after years and years of abuse.

At any rate, decent book. I enjoy the relationship between Elfangor and Loren which feels very natural. Chapman was always an asshole apparently,…

It IS weird when you think about it. I know, for some reason, I always thought that the Loren in the “correct” timeline thought she’d gotten pregnant after a one-night stand. You know, since she couldn’t remember the father. But now that I’m thinking about it, I have no clue where I got that idea from.

posted 1 month ago with 3 notes
foreignhour:

Are you depressed because you voted Republican, Misha?

foreignhour:

Are you depressed because you voted Republican, Misha?

posted 1 month ago with 4 notes
ewechoose:

Group pictures are just great

ewechoose:

Group pictures are just great

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